Some Thoughts on Life & Living

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Last modified: Sunday, 14 August, 2016
 

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	E.A. - Email Anonymous

You know it's time to join Email Anonymous when:

1. You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

2. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.

3. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free internet access.

4. You laugh at people with 33k modems.

5. You start using smileys in your snail mail.

6. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a wordprocessor.com

7. You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.

8. You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.

9. You don't know what gender three of your closest friends are, because they have neutral screen names and you never bothered to ask.

10. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.

12. After reading this message, you immediately e-mail it to a friend.

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