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THE MALE STAGES OF LIFE
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THE FEMALE STAGES OF LIFE
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AGE
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DRINK
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17
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Beer
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25
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Vodka
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35
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Scotch
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48
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Double scotch
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66
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Cod liver oil
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AGE
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DRINK
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17
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Wine Coolers
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25
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White wine
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35
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Red wine
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48
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Dom Perignon
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66
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Shot of Jack Daniels with a Napkin chaser
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AGE
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SEDUCTION LINE
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17
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My parents are away for the weekend.
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25
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My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
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35
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My fiancee is away for the weekend.
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48
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My wife is away for the weekend.
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66
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My wife is dead.
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AGE
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EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES
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17
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Need to wash my hair
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25
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Need to wash and condition my hair
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35
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Need to color my hair
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48
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Need to have Stefan color my hair
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66
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Need to have Stefan color my wig
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AGE
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FAVORITE SPORT
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17
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Sex
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25
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Sex
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35
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Sex
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48
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Channel Surfing
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66
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Napping
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AGE
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FAVORITE SPORT
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17
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Shopping
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25
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Shopping
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35
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Shopping
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48
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Shopping
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66
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Shopping
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AGE
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DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
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17
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" Tongue"
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25
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" Breakfast"
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35
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" She didn't set back my therapy."
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48
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" I didn't have to meet her kids."
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66
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" Got home alive."
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AGE
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DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
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17
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" McDonalds"
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25
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" Free meal"
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35
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" A diamond"
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48
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" A bigger diamond"
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66
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" Home Alone"
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AGE
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FAVORITE FANTASY
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17
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A winning goal after the whistle
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25
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Sex in an aeroplane
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35
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Menage à trois
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48
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Taking over the company
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66
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Swiss maid/Nazi love slave
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AGE
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FAVORITE FANTASY
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17
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Tall, dark and handsome
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25
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Tall, dark and handsome with money
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35
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Tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
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48
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A man with hair
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66
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A man
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AGE
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WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO MARRY?
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17
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25
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25
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35
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35
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48
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48
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66
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66
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17
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AGE
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WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO MARRY?
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17
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17
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25
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25
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35
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35
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48
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48
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66
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66
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AGE
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IDEAL DATE
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17
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Triple horror special feature at a drive-in
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25
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" Split the cheque before we go back to my place"
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35
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" Just come over."
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48
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" Just come over and cook."
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66
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Sex in the company jet on the way to Las Vegas
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AGE
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IDEAL DATE
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17
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He offers to pay
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25
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He pays
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35
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He cooks breakfast the next morning
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48
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He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
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66
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He can chew breakfast
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