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	Speech Difficulties Encountered at Office Christmas (and other) Parties
(via Lisa's colleagues at the Institute of Ophthalmology, University College London)

Worried about whirring your slurds? You might want to practice some of these ahead of time...

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

1. Indubitably
2. Innovative
3. Preliminary
4. Proliferation
5. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

1. Specificity
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Loquacious
5. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK

1. Nope, no more booze for me
2. Sorry, but you're not really my type
3. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
4. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
5. Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

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