My wife, Lisa,
regularly gets email from her friends Pamela, Nanette, Julie, and
John in the USA passing on jokes (some of which are even funny) and
more-or-less humourous lists of various sorts. Lisa forwards the better
ones on to me to brighten up my mornings at work, and the best of
these I've saved and take great pleasure in re-reading. I'll spare
you the jokes, but I'd like to share with you some of the lists that
have most taken my fancy as shedding some thought-provoking light
on the human condition.
The first item is atypical in its
serious tone but is, I feel, packed with good thoughts which is why
it is accorded pride of place here:
Instructions
for Life
Pamela sent us this, saying just: "Some touchy feely mail from Susan
P". I've no idea who Susan P is, nor where she got the list, but it's
one of the best such collections I've seen. Thanks Susan. Thanks Pamela.
The rest of these are in a rather more
jokey vein but still often thought-provoking. Enjoy!
Humour
on the Tube
Courtroom
Exchanges
Speech
Difficulties Encountered at Office Christmas (and other) Parties
Notes
to British Milkmen
How
to Tell When Foodstuffs Should be Discarded
How
to Bathe a Cat
Classified
Advertisements
Instructions
for Giving Your Cat a Pill
Handy
Engineering Conversions
Memorable
Quotes About Men & Women
20
Thoughts to Get You Through Any Crisis
Workplace
Humour: Lines You Wish You Could Use at Work
Useful
Adages
The
Stages of Male & Female Life
Life's
Lessons
Newspaper
Headlines
EA
- Email Annonymous
Sayings
According to First Graders
Trivial
Trivia
General
Thoughts on the Human Condition
If
life were like the movies...
Did
you know?
The
modern approach to problems
Did
you ever just wonder???
25
things I have learned in 50 years (by Dave Barry)
My thanks go out to all who have contributed
to passing these little gems around the net, and especially to Pamela,
Nanette, Julie, John, and (most importantly of all!) Lisa.
As with all such collections, many
of the items of "trivia" are apocryphal. I've weeded out any that I
know to be wrong, but doubtless there are many more that wouldn't
stand up to a little research. If you see something untrue in one of
these lists that particularly irks you, please do let me know!
Steve.
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